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Pharaoh

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Feb 15. - Valentine's Sequel

Self,

I was awaken by my phone ringing this morning.

"Hello."

"Hello, may I speak to [Pharaoh]?" says a female voice way too chipper for 8am on a Sunday morning.

"He's not here." I said. I was not trying to hear anything she had to say I wanted to get off the phone before I lost my sleep buzz. "Ah, can I take a message." I did need to know why she was making this call.

"I'm calling from Forrest Lawn Florist and we're trying to make a delivery. We attempted to make the delivery yesterday but nobody was home. Would today be a good day?"

Delivery, for me. "Yeah he should be here after a while." Like when I wake up. Queen Mother is good for dropping a card in the mail just to let folks know she's thinking of you but this is a first.

"We'll be there within the hour. Thank you, bye." The voice was gone.

I dozed back off and was awaken again by a call letting me know that the delivery person was there but could not get in the gate. Damn, management still has not posted the access codes.

I put some clothes on to go downstairs. The delivery woman is holding a gift basket with a big red bow on the top. She asked my name to make sure I was the person for whom the basket was intend, gave it to me and left.

I took the basket upstairs and immediately opened it. It contained:
1 pound heart-shaped box of Russell Stovers chocolates.
12.5 oz bag of Ghiradelli Chocolate Squares
9 oz box of Merci European Chocolates
6 oz box of Dove Blackberry Caramel dark chocolate
5 oz box of Ferrero Rocher chocolates
3 heart-shaped lollipops that are red, pink and purple.

I found the card, it read:

"Happy Valentine's Day [babe] ...
See you soon,
talk to you sooner.

[NY Suitor]"


I was totally surprised. He had asked for my address and I his. So I was expecting that we would be exchanging greeting cards through the mail, so this was......well even sweeter.

I jumped back in my bed and called to thank him for it. No body has ever done that for me before, sure I have sent flowers to people before but never the other way. I told him this. I didn't want to spoil the mood or seem unappreciative of the sentiment so I didn't mention the fact that due to my diabetes that he had essentially sent me a coma in a wicker basket. I just knew that I would have to give a lot of it away and that I would tell him that later.

Well we did talk again a few hours later. Through the conversation, he remember that I'm diabetic, and recognized that the chocolates may not have been the best idea and offered a sincere apology.

I'm touched all that same!

Sincerely,
Pharaoh

4 comments:

Keisha Kornbread said...

That was so cute!!

Can I get some of that chocolate? I love chocolate.

Unknown said...

so are you gonna keep all the chocolates to yourself?

Pharoah said...

No I'm not not going to keep all chocolate for myself. I will be delivering the 1 pound box to my parents this afternoon. I figure between my mom, dad, brother, grandparents (maternal), aunt (mom's sybling), and uncle (mom's sybling) who all live there they all would enjoy it. Not to mention the other family members and friends who pass through on a regular basis (myself included.)

Anonymous said...

Awww... woo woo woo

These are the makings of a beautiful thing.

A little chocolate (in moderation) is good for you though.