Some Columbo/Perry Mason Sh*t

Self,

Solve this case....

"Hey [Pharaoh], Hook me up with someone to have sex."
That was a text message I recieved the other day.

Here's the facts:

-- The person making this request is someone I met on a chat site.

-- I've kinda considered us "getting to know" each other...if not dating, (ie a starting 5 potential.)

-- there's been conversations about us dating/having sex...but nothing has happened outside of groping and fondling through clothes.

-- This persons lives about an hour outside of Los Angeles, where I live

-- He seems to have had a rough time with trying to date guys in his area.

-- His reason for refusing me as an answer to his request is that I'm talking to Mr. "Go-see."

-- I am attracted and curious enough to want to have sex with this person, but not infatuated/lusting over him.

-- I'm not going to be hurt to hear he had sex with someone else (lol received that blow a couple times already, I'm cool with it.)

-- Because of the hard time he having dating and the stress levels he's having from work and family (could be layed-off any day now and his dad is ill with cancer) I would like for him to have a good sexual encounter....because I'm pretty sure it's just stress/tension

-- I don't know any one who I can "pimp" like that since most of my friends aren't that type of freak....the ones that are....lol He's on a work trip to the "Lone Star" state and kinda dating someone (you know who you are. LOL!)

Those are the facts:

the mystery I'm trying to solve here.....What do I do?
Hopefully I can solve the case by the end of the weekend.

Sincerely,
Pharaoh