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Pharaoh

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Hateful Hump Day

Self,

So I got up this morning, Racing to get to the bathroom. My stomach was going through it. So I wash up, rinsed my mouth with some Scope, took an Alka-Seltzer and jumped in Thunderbolt.

I rolling down the freeway on my way to work. I get into the Downtown area and my stomach flipped again. I can feel the bile coming up my throat. I'm in the far left lane and there no shoulder. I look to see about going to the right but there's no shoulder over there either and I wouldn't have made it through the traffic.

The only option left was to let the window down. That was a disaster. At the speed I was travelling the wind forced everything back in on me as well as spayed the whole side of the car. I call my supervisors and tell them what just happen, then turned around and head home.

I shower, wash my clothes and climb back in bed.

What a day?

Sincerely,
Pharaoh

3 comments:

Ian said...

Feel better my friend.

Anonymous said...

:( hope you feel better real soon

Dallas Black said...

you pregnant boo boo?