Self,
Today ends my turn in a two week rotation at an auxiliary office at my primary place of employment. (Yes i have a dual career and in time I expect the secondary to replace the primary, but until then....)
Anyway not going in to too much details, this auxiliary site is a location (maybe the only) in the City of Los Angeles where residential and commercial septage tanks are suppose to be discharged into the sewer system so that it can be treated according to federal environmental guidelines. (Yes, the aroma is less than pleasant....enough said.)
Septage haulers come here with their tanker trucks and my function here is simply to approve or reject the contents of their trucks by running some short analyses. Well during this process, the movements of the truck drivers almost always lead to some exposure of the "dark crevice" on the posterior of the human anatomy.
I know some might think that as a gay man I should be happy to receive a free peep-show, particularly sense these men are married or have girlfriends and wouldn't want me to see that side of them. How-SOO-ever, there are just some things one doesn't need to see! For instance, Santa Claus - thus named for his white hair, lengthy beard and narrow spectacles. Oh yes he is kinda plump (well to be fair he just has a potruding midsection, that isn't nearly as rotund as traditional images of jolly ole Saint Nick,) and has rosy cheeks.....sadly I know that about both sets.
Of course the two guys whose crack I would not only like to see but maybe get up close and personal with....have been well covered and hidden! =(
I must be hard up because now at the end of the two weeks...I'm kinda getting hook on the crack.
Sincerely,
Pharaoh
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