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Pharaoh

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Madness

Self,

I know I'm gay....and I know many would assume that watching good looking men display athletic prowness and getting sweaty, to be a given pasttime for gay men.

However, I think the fanticism that people have toward sports is just madness. I'm at my parents house it's Game 2 of the NBA Finals (Lakers v. Celtics) and this house has come to a stand still except for me. There's all kinds of things to get done around here. My brother left his room in a mess. My mom hasn't finished some of the things that I need her to do in order for me to finish moving in to my "new" bedroom but all eyes are glued to the big flat screen TV in the family room. Chips and dips have been placed on the table and comfortable seats are being warmed by various glutius maximi (not sure of the plural.)

I mean let the Lakers (the household favorites) send me a check for the hours spent watching them....then it might make sense to me....but otherwise I don't get stopping in your tracks to watch...maybe it's just boring to me.

Sincerely,
Pharaoh

4 comments:

Wonder Man said...

you may have to get everybody in order

Ian said...

What? You WOULDN'T rather be the towel boy for Derek, Shannon, Lamar, or Kobe instead of unpacking??? LMAO.

Pharoah said...

Oh Yes I'd like to be the towel boy...but They would be PAYING me to do that job!

UrSoVain said...

I dont get all the madness either? I mean if these guys were at least SHIRTLESS or playing in their underwear i may put my phone on vibrate for a while but...